Me~ : Its about the great DR Rajendra Prasad?
Myself: Yeah, he had soup. Vegetable soup. Not the furniture one.
Me~ : Wasn't he ashamed of being given birth to? Didn't he say he'd rather be adopted by two cats?
Myself: I think he was into ships.
Me~ : Maybe he saw the trailer of that new movie.
Myself: Who was she anyway?
Me~ : Lambs are in peace with sheep, now.
Me~ : She was a nice girl. Very religious.
Me~ : Her mother was married. She had two first names.
Myself: Now that we've finished talking about important matters, shall we just have some fun? Like laze around. Gossip and such.
Me~ : Sure. So you pray?
Myself: Yeah. I have to. We don't trust politicians.
Me~: We? You and the Irish Navy?
Myself: No. The politicians themselves.
Me~: Oh, they want cats to adopt them too?
Myself: Don't make this about yourself.
Me~: When is Harry coming back?
Myself: When Madonna comes out with a new single.
Me~: He's a very strong man.
Myself: He's trying to be long too. Like that ad, " If you want to be long, you gotta be strong"
Me~: But..
Myself: Yeah, he'll call you.
Me~: Denial mode?
Myself: I'm busy right now. I'll talk to you later. Ok? Good. Bye.
Me~: Ah, this tea tastes good.
Me~: I saw this dream where I was selling wooden bras. It was crazy.
Me~: Don't cows need mascara?
Me~: Music is over rated. They should rate trees. They'll start growing and we won't have to worry about shortage of the same in about 20 years later.
Me~: I have dandruff. And a mother.
Me~: Its about finding your deepest emotions.
Me~: Hey, I'm a bit busy now. Is it okay if I call you later? Around 6? Ok?
Me~: Bye.
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My strength: Capability to corrupt the minds of young children. Mutated; can emit gamma radiations between 11:58 P.M to 12:03 A.M. After a severe tan, exhibits black body radiations which can cause sexual arousal amongst animals of the Congo basin.
What’s a Polly drone?
A person who gets drowned again and again. There has to be a spelling error. The right word is "Polly-drown". Polly-> Numerous times. Drown-> Don't temme you don't know what it means!! Hence, a person being drowned again and again.
If a man had 10 sons and each son had a sister, how many children did the man have?
Depends on the rate he's producing them.
Beauty or wealth. Which one would you chose and why?
Beauty. That’s cos you can always earn wealth by becoming some porn star or supermodel. Then again, that's something only God can help you with, so… wealth it is. Then with whatever money I have, I can make myself look like Kate Moss and Marilyn Monroe and earn twice as much. Botox is a gift!
Would you pay a bribe to get a job?
Yes.
Why should we adjudge you the winner of this contest?
Cos I'm gonna pay you a bribe.
What would you want carved on your tombstone?
Forgiven. Not forgotten.
Five important things in your life?
.My Ego
.My hairbrush
.My diary
.My Mom
.Me ego
Name and describe an imaginary thing or object.
God. He only gives us things to take it back with vengeance later.
Who am I?
Crazy, retarded, arrogant, proud, egoistic, stupidly sarcastic, multi-talented loser with childhood issues.
The most spoken language around the world is..
slang.
"To kill a Mockingbird' was written by _____?
Eminem?!?!
If you had to see some one who has just met with an accident, would you save him and why?
Yes, cos then the media would anyways make a big issue of it, I'll get popular and then people will start loving me. When I stand for elections, I get all the votes cos them fools think I'm a humanitarian now.
If you had to emulate one personality, who would it be?
Oprah Winfrey. If half the women did what she does for a living, a few world issues would be sorted out.
What quality do you look for in a guy/girl?
My guy should be a total loser. A complete good-for-nothing. He shouldn't be able to do anything in his sorry life, on his own. Then he'll completely depend on me for everything and that way I'll feel wanted, superior and important.
How many months has 28 days?
Depends. I can only count till 23 so my months have 23 days. I just make my own months, named after my rock Gods with the remaining days.
State two words, which according to you have another 1000 words in it.
Operas. [Especially Ekta Kapoor's. Man, they never end!]
Relationships.
If you were a one rupee coin…
Hide in some dark, desolated place and wait for some passionate numismatist to come by and worship me until judgement day.
About Me
Equionx =D
My strength: Capability to corrupt the minds of young children. Mutated; can emit gamma radiations between 11:58 P.M to 12:03 A.M. After a severe tan, exhibits black body radiations which can cause sexual arousal amongst animals of the Congo basin.
What’s a Polly drone?
A person who gets drowned again and again. There has to be a spelling error. The right word is "Polly-drown". Polly-> Numerous times. Drown-> Don't temme you don't know what it means!! Hence, a person being drowned again and again.
If a man had 10 sons and each son had a sister, how many children did the man have?
Depends on the rate he's producing them.
Beauty or wealth. Which one would you chose and why?
Beauty. That’s cos you can always earn wealth by becoming some porn star or supermodel. Then again, that's something only God can help you with, so… wealth it is. Then with whatever money I have, I can make myself look like Kate Moss and Marilyn Monroe and earn twice as much. Botox is a gift!
Would you pay a bribe to get a job?
Yes.
Why should we adjudge you the winner of this contest?
Cos I'm gonna pay you a bribe.
What would you want carved on your tombstone?
Forgiven. Not forgotten.
Five important things in your life?
.My Ego
.My hairbrush
.My diary
.My Mom
.Me ego
Name and describe an imaginary thing or object.
God. He only gives us things to take it back with vengeance later.
Who am I?
Crazy, retarded, arrogant, proud, egoistic, stupidly sarcastic, multi-talented loser with childhood issues.
The most spoken language around the world is..
slang.
"To kill a Mockingbird' was written by _____?
Eminem?!?!
If you had to see some one who has just met with an accident, would you save him and why?
Yes, cos then the media would anyways make a big issue of it, I'll get popular and then people will start loving me. When I stand for elections, I get all the votes cos them fools think I'm a humanitarian now.
If you had to emulate one personality, who would it be?
Oprah Winfrey. If half the women did what she does for a living, a few world issues would be sorted out.
What quality do you look for in a guy/girl?
My guy should be a total loser. A complete good-for-nothing. He shouldn't be able to do anything in his sorry life, on his own. Then he'll completely depend on me for everything and that way I'll feel wanted, superior and important.
How many months has 28 days?
Depends. I can only count till 23 so my months have 23 days. I just make my own months, named after my rock Gods with the remaining days.
State two words, which according to you have another 1000 words in it.
Operas. [Especially Ekta Kapoor's. Man, they never end!]
Relationships.
If you were a one rupee coin…
Hide in some dark, desolated place and wait for some passionate numismatist to come by and worship me until judgement day.
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2 comments:
this reminds me so much of my own blog :)
very random and abstract but ..really gud!!
a very different style
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