I'm just a cow!
Have you noticed, how there are no advertisments on any matchbox comapnies?
Why don't they ever make a vegetable-extract soap? Like tapioca or carrots?
I'm gonna flush my third child down the toilet so he can meet his twin brother in Cambodia.
Can I pray on a 11-hour flight?
If you're still reading this, you must be really dumb. But there's a reward too!
And how come we don't see any ads on doormats or tools?
Tee hee~
Advertisments are more fun to watch than anything else on TV, lately.
I reply to all my emails.
Do yourself a favor and shave your face.
Brubru is a nice nickname for Mic Jagger.
Oat condoms? Like, they absorb cholestrol, right? Maybe. . sperms too?
My gate! Vote for my gate! There's no difference anyway.
These pest exterminating people are a real rip off. Why kill something that might be a delicacy in some other country? Just import them. *awaits the arrival of Mickey Mouse*
Now, what's really funny is that China hopes for a spot on the space station. Khee khee. And they don't even have pimples or black-heads. Tee hee~
Your surprise is - a water heater!
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My strength: Capability to corrupt the minds of young children. Mutated; can emit gamma radiations between 11:58 P.M to 12:03 A.M. After a severe tan, exhibits black body radiations which can cause sexual arousal amongst animals of the Congo basin.
What’s a Polly drone?
A person who gets drowned again and again. There has to be a spelling error. The right word is "Polly-drown". Polly-> Numerous times. Drown-> Don't temme you don't know what it means!! Hence, a person being drowned again and again.
If a man had 10 sons and each son had a sister, how many children did the man have?
Depends on the rate he's producing them.
Beauty or wealth. Which one would you chose and why?
Beauty. That’s cos you can always earn wealth by becoming some porn star or supermodel. Then again, that's something only God can help you with, so… wealth it is. Then with whatever money I have, I can make myself look like Kate Moss and Marilyn Monroe and earn twice as much. Botox is a gift!
Would you pay a bribe to get a job?
Yes.
Why should we adjudge you the winner of this contest?
Cos I'm gonna pay you a bribe.
What would you want carved on your tombstone?
Forgiven. Not forgotten.
Five important things in your life?
.My Ego
.My hairbrush
.My diary
.My Mom
.Me ego
Name and describe an imaginary thing or object.
God. He only gives us things to take it back with vengeance later.
Who am I?
Crazy, retarded, arrogant, proud, egoistic, stupidly sarcastic, multi-talented loser with childhood issues.
The most spoken language around the world is..
slang.
"To kill a Mockingbird' was written by _____?
Eminem?!?!
If you had to see some one who has just met with an accident, would you save him and why?
Yes, cos then the media would anyways make a big issue of it, I'll get popular and then people will start loving me. When I stand for elections, I get all the votes cos them fools think I'm a humanitarian now.
If you had to emulate one personality, who would it be?
Oprah Winfrey. If half the women did what she does for a living, a few world issues would be sorted out.
What quality do you look for in a guy/girl?
My guy should be a total loser. A complete good-for-nothing. He shouldn't be able to do anything in his sorry life, on his own. Then he'll completely depend on me for everything and that way I'll feel wanted, superior and important.
How many months has 28 days?
Depends. I can only count till 23 so my months have 23 days. I just make my own months, named after my rock Gods with the remaining days.
State two words, which according to you have another 1000 words in it.
Operas. [Especially Ekta Kapoor's. Man, they never end!]
Relationships.
If you were a one rupee coin…
Hide in some dark, desolated place and wait for some passionate numismatist to come by and worship me until judgement day.
About Me
Equionx =D
My strength: Capability to corrupt the minds of young children. Mutated; can emit gamma radiations between 11:58 P.M to 12:03 A.M. After a severe tan, exhibits black body radiations which can cause sexual arousal amongst animals of the Congo basin.
What’s a Polly drone?
A person who gets drowned again and again. There has to be a spelling error. The right word is "Polly-drown". Polly-> Numerous times. Drown-> Don't temme you don't know what it means!! Hence, a person being drowned again and again.
If a man had 10 sons and each son had a sister, how many children did the man have?
Depends on the rate he's producing them.
Beauty or wealth. Which one would you chose and why?
Beauty. That’s cos you can always earn wealth by becoming some porn star or supermodel. Then again, that's something only God can help you with, so… wealth it is. Then with whatever money I have, I can make myself look like Kate Moss and Marilyn Monroe and earn twice as much. Botox is a gift!
Would you pay a bribe to get a job?
Yes.
Why should we adjudge you the winner of this contest?
Cos I'm gonna pay you a bribe.
What would you want carved on your tombstone?
Forgiven. Not forgotten.
Five important things in your life?
.My Ego
.My hairbrush
.My diary
.My Mom
.Me ego
Name and describe an imaginary thing or object.
God. He only gives us things to take it back with vengeance later.
Who am I?
Crazy, retarded, arrogant, proud, egoistic, stupidly sarcastic, multi-talented loser with childhood issues.
The most spoken language around the world is..
slang.
"To kill a Mockingbird' was written by _____?
Eminem?!?!
If you had to see some one who has just met with an accident, would you save him and why?
Yes, cos then the media would anyways make a big issue of it, I'll get popular and then people will start loving me. When I stand for elections, I get all the votes cos them fools think I'm a humanitarian now.
If you had to emulate one personality, who would it be?
Oprah Winfrey. If half the women did what she does for a living, a few world issues would be sorted out.
What quality do you look for in a guy/girl?
My guy should be a total loser. A complete good-for-nothing. He shouldn't be able to do anything in his sorry life, on his own. Then he'll completely depend on me for everything and that way I'll feel wanted, superior and important.
How many months has 28 days?
Depends. I can only count till 23 so my months have 23 days. I just make my own months, named after my rock Gods with the remaining days.
State two words, which according to you have another 1000 words in it.
Operas. [Especially Ekta Kapoor's. Man, they never end!]
Relationships.
If you were a one rupee coin…
Hide in some dark, desolated place and wait for some passionate numismatist to come by and worship me until judgement day.
My links
5 comments:
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Children of people who ate chalk during their childhood, eat the DUSTER :O
LOL :-P
And don't forget to flush too :|
I MISSED THIS SHIT :D
Fucccckkkk..
Could I borrow some of the Randoommness?!:o
priiii :D
and priiii :/ yeahh yeah.. borrow all you want. i'm too original to bother xD baa. pompous ass fuck myself :/
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