The ba*t*rds who thought of making a subject called "history"... SUCK!!....They are bloody motherf**kers... I would have personally de-boned and deep fried 'em if I ever found out who these wh*res were! Its beacause of these homosexual mermaids that we've got a subject called history ! First, what impotent men and transexual women do for our country. What next? "Their sex life?" Besides that we have a teacher who feels funny in his pants all the time. Horny bitch!
Then we have Geography...Who wants to know where and why the rivers flow towards a certain direction? Or why the pressure belts are so? Who cares as long as at the end of the day you can smell your freaking fart!? If i ever came across that Surveyor General of India, I'll gang rape him, make juice out of his gall bladder and cut his tongue and burn it !!!
Basically, Social studies are for horny ppl who cant find a sex mate!
These subjects should be banned from the daylights of mankind!!!
And no! I am not going through PMS! I just have issues with all famous people.=\
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My strength: Capability to corrupt the minds of young children. Mutated; can emit gamma radiations between 11:58 P.M to 12:03 A.M. After a severe tan, exhibits black body radiations which can cause sexual arousal amongst animals of the Congo basin.
What’s a Polly drone?
A person who gets drowned again and again. There has to be a spelling error. The right word is "Polly-drown". Polly-> Numerous times. Drown-> Don't temme you don't know what it means!! Hence, a person being drowned again and again.
If a man had 10 sons and each son had a sister, how many children did the man have?
Depends on the rate he's producing them.
Beauty or wealth. Which one would you chose and why?
Beauty. That’s cos you can always earn wealth by becoming some porn star or supermodel. Then again, that's something only God can help you with, so… wealth it is. Then with whatever money I have, I can make myself look like Kate Moss and Marilyn Monroe and earn twice as much. Botox is a gift!
Would you pay a bribe to get a job?
Yes.
Why should we adjudge you the winner of this contest?
Cos I'm gonna pay you a bribe.
What would you want carved on your tombstone?
Forgiven. Not forgotten.
Five important things in your life?
.My Ego
.My hairbrush
.My diary
.My Mom
.Me ego
Name and describe an imaginary thing or object.
God. He only gives us things to take it back with vengeance later.
Who am I?
Crazy, retarded, arrogant, proud, egoistic, stupidly sarcastic, multi-talented loser with childhood issues.
The most spoken language around the world is..
slang.
"To kill a Mockingbird' was written by _____?
Eminem?!?!
If you had to see some one who has just met with an accident, would you save him and why?
Yes, cos then the media would anyways make a big issue of it, I'll get popular and then people will start loving me. When I stand for elections, I get all the votes cos them fools think I'm a humanitarian now.
If you had to emulate one personality, who would it be?
Oprah Winfrey. If half the women did what she does for a living, a few world issues would be sorted out.
What quality do you look for in a guy/girl?
My guy should be a total loser. A complete good-for-nothing. He shouldn't be able to do anything in his sorry life, on his own. Then he'll completely depend on me for everything and that way I'll feel wanted, superior and important.
How many months has 28 days?
Depends. I can only count till 23 so my months have 23 days. I just make my own months, named after my rock Gods with the remaining days.
State two words, which according to you have another 1000 words in it.
Operas. [Especially Ekta Kapoor's. Man, they never end!]
Relationships.
If you were a one rupee coin…
Hide in some dark, desolated place and wait for some passionate numismatist to come by and worship me until judgement day.
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My strength: Capability to corrupt the minds of young children. Mutated; can emit gamma radiations between 11:58 P.M to 12:03 A.M. After a severe tan, exhibits black body radiations which can cause sexual arousal amongst animals of the Congo basin.
What’s a Polly drone?
A person who gets drowned again and again. There has to be a spelling error. The right word is "Polly-drown". Polly-> Numerous times. Drown-> Don't temme you don't know what it means!! Hence, a person being drowned again and again.
If a man had 10 sons and each son had a sister, how many children did the man have?
Depends on the rate he's producing them.
Beauty or wealth. Which one would you chose and why?
Beauty. That’s cos you can always earn wealth by becoming some porn star or supermodel. Then again, that's something only God can help you with, so… wealth it is. Then with whatever money I have, I can make myself look like Kate Moss and Marilyn Monroe and earn twice as much. Botox is a gift!
Would you pay a bribe to get a job?
Yes.
Why should we adjudge you the winner of this contest?
Cos I'm gonna pay you a bribe.
What would you want carved on your tombstone?
Forgiven. Not forgotten.
Five important things in your life?
.My Ego
.My hairbrush
.My diary
.My Mom
.Me ego
Name and describe an imaginary thing or object.
God. He only gives us things to take it back with vengeance later.
Who am I?
Crazy, retarded, arrogant, proud, egoistic, stupidly sarcastic, multi-talented loser with childhood issues.
The most spoken language around the world is..
slang.
"To kill a Mockingbird' was written by _____?
Eminem?!?!
If you had to see some one who has just met with an accident, would you save him and why?
Yes, cos then the media would anyways make a big issue of it, I'll get popular and then people will start loving me. When I stand for elections, I get all the votes cos them fools think I'm a humanitarian now.
If you had to emulate one personality, who would it be?
Oprah Winfrey. If half the women did what she does for a living, a few world issues would be sorted out.
What quality do you look for in a guy/girl?
My guy should be a total loser. A complete good-for-nothing. He shouldn't be able to do anything in his sorry life, on his own. Then he'll completely depend on me for everything and that way I'll feel wanted, superior and important.
How many months has 28 days?
Depends. I can only count till 23 so my months have 23 days. I just make my own months, named after my rock Gods with the remaining days.
State two words, which according to you have another 1000 words in it.
Operas. [Especially Ekta Kapoor's. Man, they never end!]
Relationships.
If you were a one rupee coin…
Hide in some dark, desolated place and wait for some passionate numismatist to come by and worship me until judgement day.
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7 comments:
Haha. You crack me up. Toatlly. I had a GREAT laugh. :P
firstly...ur d most weirdest person i've cum across:P...hmmm secondly...this was d best thing u've eva written afta ur hallucination theory!!!...hmmmm well ur thgts amaze me...u express ur self in a weird but cool manner..:P:P...hmmm well u rock!!...keep up d awesome work!!:P..
Haha..too funny..lol..you made ma day... :)
hahaha...amazing..i will help u in gang raping the *itchy pant man*
the title doesnt match the contents of the post :P
it surely couldnt have been a sad day in ur life when u were writing this post :P
Fooshiee, Thangyoo much much :D
Anupa, go sit on a cow :/
Athul, thanks a ton! :-)
Neeru!! :D
Chal ja be, I'm a one woman's army (8)
Shsnk Mathur, fellow WTFucker!! :D
Trust me, it was the saddest day of my life. 3 days before my history board exam. SAD. :/
Thank you all :-)
I'm really funneh! :P
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